It's November, and that means I'm anticipating one of my most favorite times of the year: Black Friday. As ya'll should be well aware of by now, I'm intense about Black Friday. Because I love you, and I don't want you being one of those Black Friday Idiots who gets trampled or otherwise screwed over, nor do I want you guys to look like Black Friday Tourists-- the people who treat Black Friday like it's an amusement park and similarly spend too much money and waste time on dumb or disappointing stuff-- I'm reminding you about these handy dandy how-to guides I've created for totally owning Black Friday.
Happy shopping and happy Thanksgiving! Get out there and stimulate the economy!